Favorite Dollar Store Jebus Pic

Favorite Dollar Store Jebus Pic
This is the Jesus Christ of the Jebus Crusters (Note: NOT Semitic)

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Camping Out

Try as they might, the followers of Crustian prophet Harold Egbert Camping have once again failed to bring about the Rupture Rapture.  Last time, late in the 90s, they spinned their  failure by saying a particular chapter and verse had not been considered, so recalculation was necessary.  News reports today, May 22, 2011, have Egbert's headquaters in Oakland and/or the old boy's house in Milpitas sacked by angry dissenters, probably including those who feel that Camping is making all Crustians look like fools, which of course he is.  The more of these End Times prophets come out of the woodwork, the more normal people see that their faith is misplaced, as there is no god but man.  Man created Yahweh-Jehovah and man must free himself of the grip that this demon has on him so that he can be more fully human: more functional, less likely to eschew responsibility for his acts and omissions, less likely to say what will be will be.  In other words, more likely to see the truth of the great god Zarathustra as channeled by Nietzsche: Crustianity is the greatest tragedy to befall mankind.

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