Favorite Dollar Store Jebus Pic

Favorite Dollar Store Jebus Pic
This is the Jesus Christ of the Jebus Crusters (Note: NOT Semitic)

Saturday, May 21, 2011

The Gospel According to Jebus Crust

Jebus Crust is the god of the fundamentalists, evangelicals, and all other narrow minded bigots, those who twist the gospel of giving into the Prosperity Gospel and give once a week lip service to the principles laid down by Reb Yeshua, the mystic and revolutionary who, combined with Osirian and other resurrection deities, became "Jesus Christ," a misnomer if ever there was one.  (Has anyone ever noticed the similarity in sound and, transliterally, the spelling of Christ to Krishna?  Read your Blavatsky!)  This weblog with be devoted to exposing the Jesus of the Bigots as a false Christ.  I have chosen to call him Jebus Crust because (1) he does not deserve a better name, and (2) he is so often seen in breads bought by gullible, loser believers, so desperate they are for "signs and portents" of the Second Coming. They see him everywhere. That is because they are delusional.  There is no god but man.

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